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Social Media
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purplecatFandom: Primeval
Title: Social Media
Word Count: 100
Rating: U
Challenge: 584
Characters: Lester, Danny
"Grun the Barbarian, you say," said Lester.
"Crusher of Skulls and Conqueror of Nations," Danny confirmed.
"... and Connor showed him Twitter? Can he even write?"
"Suprisingly well. He did mutter something about burning the accursed Monastery to the ground as he threw off its lily-livered chains of hypocritical piety and pointless academe."
"I see. Well I don't suppose anyone on Twitter will take him seriously."
Lester surveyed the anxious faces of his staff.
"OK, what aren't you telling me?"
"It is possible he called President Trump an orange-faced charlatan and challenged him to a wrestling match. Winner gets America."
Title: Social Media
Word Count: 100
Rating: U
Challenge: 584
Characters: Lester, Danny
"Grun the Barbarian, you say," said Lester.
"Crusher of Skulls and Conqueror of Nations," Danny confirmed.
"... and Connor showed him Twitter? Can he even write?"
"Suprisingly well. He did mutter something about burning the accursed Monastery to the ground as he threw off its lily-livered chains of hypocritical piety and pointless academe."
"I see. Well I don't suppose anyone on Twitter will take him seriously."
Lester surveyed the anxious faces of his staff.
"OK, what aren't you telling me?"
"It is possible he called President Trump an orange-faced charlatan and challenged him to a wrestling match. Winner gets America."